Anyone got a fact or furphy to tell?
It's been a lil quiet on here... if you get it right you can tell us your fact or furphy.
I'll kick it off...
It was a hot summers Wednesday - sports day as a young 16 year old playing cricket for the school - I'd had a few waters watching the openers batting. Each batsman had to sit it out once they reached 30 runs. Me I was asked to go in to bat first drop... about 42 degrees so I kept sculling the liquid watching the openers.
2 overs passed and the opposition got their first wicket... so my turn to bat.
Got my gloves on and walked onto the ground, getting closer to the crease and - i gotta pee! F@#k
Can't go back off so decided to face the bowler... 1st ball 6 outta the field , thinking I can hold out to go to the loo -only need 24 more runs.
2nd ball 6 only 18 more runs to get to the loo...
Watching the bowler run in for his 3rd delivery wack... another 6 only 12 runs to go.
4th ball he bowls a bouncer and wack another 6 outta the ground.. only six runs to go...
5th delivery and only 6 more runs to get to go to the loo. Bowler runs in and I take 2 steps down the pitch ( in the direction of the loo)... he bowls it short and wack another 6.... so off I go off the ground straight to the toilet!
Fact or Furphy?